At ten in the morning, I woke up to see my mother on the phone. She looked at me and said, “Your sister has secured the first position in her ACCA Financial Accounting paper in all of Pakistan.”
I thought: “Again?“
Mom: “I want you to get 90% marks on your TOEFL, do you understand?”
Me: “Huh???”
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I was sitting beside my grandfather in the lounge watching TV when my mother brought me a large bowl full of fruit chaat to eat, which she does everyday and I always have the same response:
-میں: بھائی میں اتنا نہیں کھا سکتا، میں انسان کا بچّا ہوں
نانا: انسان کا بچّا ایسا ہوتا ہے؟
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Jul
ایک پٹھان نے سوچا
ایک پٹھان نے سوچا، بہت سوچا، سوچتا رہا، سوچتے سوچتے مر گیا پھر بھی اس کو جواب نہ ملا اس بات کا کہ
“میری بہن کے دو بھائی ہیں تو میرا ایک کیوں ہے؟”
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