Archive for the ‘Women’ Category

1
Dec

PPPP: Parveen Phenyl Pathan Post

   Posted by: SAWJ   in Humorous, Me, Pakistan, Society, Women

A couple of weeks ago,  my Mom was angry at the maasi, Parveen, for trying to sneak phenyl bottles away to her own house. It started when Parveen came to ask my Mom for a new phenyl bottle and said that the previous one was empty. My Mom became suspicious and she checked out the place [...]
21
Nov

Fractions: Solve This One

   Posted by: SAWJ   in General Knowledge, Women, World

This is an entertaining question. Have fun solving! On a certain French-American committee, 2/3 of the members are men, and 3/8 of the men are Americans. If 3/5 of the committee members are French, what fraction of the members are American women? Directions: Post only your answer in the comments, don’t post the method you used to [...]
17
Nov

Dead Goldie 2: Big-Goldfishlessness

   Posted by: SAWJ   in Animals, Me, Women

So the other one decided to pass out too today. Mom: Would you like me to fry her for you? Me: Yeah, right! Sister: Oh my God, she’s dead too? What’s she doing in that net you’re holding? Me: She wanted to come give you a Salsa lesson before I throw her away. Idiot! ***** What I have left: 2 Yellow Carps 1 [...]
10
Nov

Dead Goldie…

   Posted by: SAWJ   in Animals, Me, Women

One of my Goldfishs (I hope I got this right!) died yesterday. So I’m in a state of mourning today after having a great Saturday night and Sunday morning BBQ with the boys. Not that I was in love with the Goldfish but still, it was one of the main attractions of my fish tank and [...]
8
Nov

Defeated By My Grandfather

   Posted by: SAWJ   in Me, Rants, Women

I was sitting beside my grandfather in the lounge watching TV when my mother brought me a large bowl full of fruit chaat to eat, which she does everyday and I always have the same response: -میں: بھائی میں اتنا نہیں کھا سکتا، میں انسان کا بچّا ہوں نانا: انسان کا بچّا ایسا ہوتا ہے؟ ***** In other happenings, [...]
3
Nov

آپ کون؟

   Posted by: SAWJ   in Humorous, Women

Okay, this joke may sound a little vulgar but it’s a hell of a joke! And it’s pretty old too so I hope nobody has heard it before… ایک لڑکا اپنی آنٹی کے گھر گیا- رات کو دیر ہو گئی تو آنٹی نے کہا تم یہیں رک جائو- لڑکا مان گیا   -آنٹی: تم گڈّو کے کمرے [...]
14
Oct

Sherry Rehman Smoking…

   Posted by: SAWJ   in Humorous, Political, Rants, Reflections, Women

It’s bad to fling dirt at your opponents, something that the anti-Mush are desperate enough to do and something I don’t like to do, but in this case I believe it is deserved. This video speaks for itself, doesn’t need a caption. SAWJ’s Note: The choice of background music is not mine so please ignore it.
7
Oct

Orkut Scraps

   Posted by: SAWJ   in Humorous, Internet, Me, Women

get angel: hiiii me: hello get angel: hello may i know smthng abt u???well beautifull zulginnha me: Thank you. What would you like to ask? get angel: hmmm i dnt wana know any thng abt u ,bt if u tell by urself so i ll feel gud** me: (too stumped to answer)
4
Oct

Good Girl, Evil Girl and Superman

   Posted by: SAWJ   in Humorous, Me, Women

I went to a relative’s house yesterday. His little daughter gave me a drawing of a heart with the letters ‘haert’ written beneath it. When she was going away, her father told me the drawing comes with a story. He then asked her to tell me the story. After some insistence, she agreed. The story: There was a [...]
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