Archive for the ‘Rants’ Category

President (*sniff*) Zardari’s guestbook entry at the Mausoleum of our Founder.
18
Aug

Thank you Musharraf!

   Posted by: SAWJ   in Me, Pakistan, Political, Rants, Reflections

I’m disappointed. I’m baffled. I’m worried. I’m depressed. I can’t think clearly. I don’t understand what’s going to happen to this country now. Musharraf just resigned. I don’t care what the anti-Musharraf say. I don’t care what the media says. I don’t care that the PTV anchorman started bashing Musharraf just as soon as he heard Musharraf [...]
The 14th day of August is upon us. Sitting at my desk, typing on my computer I can hear the occasional silencer-less motorcycles whizzing by on the main road and the sounds of the not-so-distant firecrackers exploding in the night sky. I’m happy. Today, Pakistan celebrates it’s 61st birthday. Happy Independence Day to all! But I’m also [...]
5
Aug

Road Rage: I hate it when…

   Posted by: SAWJ   in Me, Pakistan, Rants, Reflections, Society

I hate it when: People drive slow in the fast lane and hinder my speed… Don’t get the heck out of my way when I honk at them… Park in the middle of the road… Don’t have the decency to move their car to the side when it breaks down… Mend punctures in the middle of the road… Have their fog [...]
On the 6th of July, 2000, British Prime Minister Tony Blair’s son was arrested for drinking when he was found drunk and incapable near Leicester Square, London. When asked about it, Tony Blair remarked: “Being a prime minister can be a tough job and being a parent is probably tougher!” It is apparent from the above statement that [...]
The following news was present in all newspapers owned by the Mir Khalil-ur-Rehman Foundation: Jang, The News, etc. This same piece of news was reported as “Breaking News” four times on Geo during the period of 8 a.m. to 9.30 a.m. They never report breaking news twice but this was reported FOUR TIMES! Now look at this [...]
8
Apr

Pakistan’s new army

   Posted by: SAWJ   in Humorous, Pakistan, Political, Rants

Aitzaz Ahsan, the boyfriend/lawyer of the deposed CJ Iftikhar Chauhdry, gave a statement yesterday that national security depends on a free judiciary not on weapons. We have a new army: the deposed judges and welay (thanks to Asma for the word) lawyers army. Next time India attacks, we know who to send to the border! BTW, I [...]
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