KISS - “Keep it simple, stupid.” - Don’t use fancy features when simple ones suffice.
RTFM - “Read the fascinating manual.” - Most complaints from the compiler can be solved by reading the book. Logical errors are something else.
Make your documentation short but sweet. - Always document your variable declarations, and tell what each subprogram [...]
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CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
BrideGroom Male (25),
Bride Female(20) AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides WHERE FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’ AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus =’ThreeStoreyed’ AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH, BE, Degree, MCA, MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null
SELECT Gold, Cash, Car, BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal [...]
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My Matrix Program
Sometime around four months ago, I wrote a program in Java that takes two predefined 4 x 4 matrices, multiplies them and displays the result in matrix form. It took me more than two hours to figure out how to do it and another one to code it. It had more than four nested ‘for’ [...]
Saying of Ali(A.S.)
“If the right usurped from us is given back to us we shall take it, otherwise we shall go on claiming it.” Ali(A.S.) addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fblog.ali-jafri.com%2F2008%2F05%2Fsql-stored-procedures-for-marriage%2F'; addthis_title = 'SQL+Stored+Procedures+for+Marriage'; addthis_pub = ''; SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "SQL Stored Procedures for Marriage", url: [...]My Facebook Status
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Who's SAWJ?
I am an Electrical Engineer-turned web developer-dreaming to be a Software Engineer guy living in the largest city of Pakistan, Karachi. I like wasting time on the internet(control your imagination!), watching tv and movies and, if I get time, reading books. I hate broccoli and politicians, specially those who get hair transplants.
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