Archive for the ‘Me’ Category

5
Nov

Tagged by Lizzie

   Posted by: SAWJ   in Facts, Me

The Rules are: ~ Link to the Blogger who tagged you. ~ In your blog, post The Rules and… ~ Six quirky but unspectacular factoids about yourself ~ Tag six other bloggers by linking to them ~ Go to each person’s blog, and leave a comment that lets them know they’ve been tagged. ~ Let me [...]
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4
Nov

Capital Talk or Capital Lies?

   Posted by: SAWJ   in Me, Pakistan, Political, Rants, Society

I’m watching Hamid Mir on Geo TV right now, in his program Capital Talk, trashing Musharraf. Blaming every bad thing on him and taking credit for everything that happened to him in the last year. Praising the almost-dead lawyers’ movement for it. Claiming that for the first time under Musharraf, lawyers were bombarded with tear-gas inside the [...]
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7
Oct

Orkut Scraps

   Posted by: SAWJ   in Humorous, Internet, Me, Women

get angel: hiiii me: hello get angel: hello may i know smthng abt u???well beautifull zulginnha me: Thank you. What would you like to ask? get angel: hmmm i dnt wana know any thng abt u ,bt if u tell by urself so i ll feel gud** me: (too stumped to answer)
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4
Oct

Good Girl, Evil Girl and Superman

   Posted by: SAWJ   in Humorous, Me, Women

I went to a relative’s house yesterday. His little daughter gave me a drawing of a heart with the letters ‘haert’ written beneath it. When she was going away, her father told me the drawing comes with a story. He then asked her to tell me the story. After some insistence, she agreed. The story: There was a [...]
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30
Sep

Of TOEFL, Passports, Murghas and [Beep]s

   Posted by: SAWJ   in Humorous, Me, Pakistan, Rants, World

I decided to give my TOEFL last Sunday, 28th Sept. I registered six days before the test, paid $25 late fees with the actual $150. Printed my admin card and saw that I needed a valid passport to give the test. This passport clause is for Pakistan, India and Bangladesh only. (See what a good [...]
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19
Sep

اوپر والا جب بھی دیتا، دیتا چھپر پھاڑ کے

   Posted by: SAWJ   in Humorous, Me, Pakistan, Rants, World

At ten in the morning, I woke up to see my mother on the phone. She looked at me and said, “Your sister has secured the first position in her ACCA Financial Accounting paper in all of Pakistan.” I thought: “Again?“ Mom: “I want you to get 90% marks on your TOEFL, do you understand?” Me: “Huh???” اوپر والا [...]
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18
Aug

Thank you Musharraf!

   Posted by: SAWJ   in Me, Pakistan, Political, Rants, Reflections

I’m disappointed. I’m baffled. I’m worried. I’m depressed. I can’t think clearly. I don’t understand what’s going to happen to this country now. Musharraf just resigned. I don’t care what the anti-Musharraf say. I don’t care what the media says. I don’t care that the PTV anchorman started bashing Musharraf just as soon as he heard Musharraf [...]
44 Comments
6
Aug

Wordpress 2.6 Upgrade Blues…

   Posted by: SAWJ   in Computers/Technology, General Knowledge, Internet, Me, Web Development

I have been having spam attacks recently that corrupted my rss feeds and rendered them useless for feed aggregators. I tried to solve this problem by reuploading all admin and include files but the spam attacks continued (too lazy to play with .htaccess for so many files). It was then that I decided to upgrade [...]
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5
Aug

Road Rage: I hate it when…

   Posted by: SAWJ   in Me, Pakistan, Rants, Reflections, Society

I hate it when: People drive slow in the fast lane and hinder my speed… Don’t get the heck out of my way when I honk at them… Park in the middle of the road… Don’t have the decency to move their car to the side when it breaks down… Mend punctures in the middle of the road… Have their fog [...]
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3
Jul

I am 59% Pakistani!

   Posted by: SAWJ   in Humorous, Me, Pakistan

I just took the “How Pakistani are you?” quiz and this was my result! Arey, you are 59% Pakistani!   Shabash puut, your score puts you in the ranks of the REAL Pakistanis! Have some lassi to celebrate - maybe it’ll encourage your true character to come out more often. How Pakistani are you? (first class number one!)Create a [...]
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