I went to a relative’s house yesterday. His little daughter gave me a drawing of a heart with the letters ‘haert’ written beneath it.
When she was going away, her father told me the drawing comes with a story. He then asked her to tell me the story. After some insistence, she agreed.
The story:
There was a [...]
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7
Oct
Orkut Scraps
get angel: hiiii
me: hello
get angel: hello may i know smthng abt u???well beautifull zulginnha
me: Thank you. What would you like to ask?
get angel: hmmm i dnt wana know any thng abt u ,bt if u tell by urself so i ll feel gud**
me: (too stumped to answer)
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I decided to give my TOEFL last Sunday, 28th Sept. I registered six days before the test, paid $25 late fees with the actual $150. Printed my admin card and saw that I needed a valid passport to give the test. This passport clause is for Pakistan, India and Bangladesh only. (See what a good [...]
At ten in the morning, I woke up to see my mother on the phone. She looked at me and said, “Your sister has secured the first position in her ACCA Financial Accounting paper in all of Pakistan.”
I thought: “Again?“
Mom: “I want you to get 90% marks on your TOEFL, do you understand?”
Me: “Huh???”
اوپر والا [...]
18
Aug
Thank you Musharraf!
I’m disappointed. I’m baffled. I’m worried. I’m depressed. I can’t think clearly.
I don’t understand what’s going to happen to this country now. Musharraf just resigned.
I don’t care what the anti-Musharraf say. I don’t care what the media says. I don’t care that the PTV anchorman started bashing Musharraf just as soon as he heard Musharraf [...]
I have been having spam attacks recently that corrupted my rss feeds and rendered them useless for feed aggregators. I tried to solve this problem by reuploading all admin and include files but the spam attacks continued (too lazy to play with .htaccess for so many files). It was then that I decided to upgrade [...]
I hate it when:
People drive slow in the fast lane and hinder my speed…
Don’t get the heck out of my way when I honk at them…
Park in the middle of the road…
Don’t have the decency to move their car to the side when it breaks down…
Mend punctures in the middle of the road…
Have their fog [...]
3
Jul
I am 59% Pakistani!
I just took the “How Pakistani are you?” quiz and this was my result!
Arey, you are 59% Pakistani!
Shabash puut, your score puts you in the ranks of the REAL Pakistanis! Have some lassi to celebrate - maybe it’ll encourage your true character to come out more often.
How Pakistani are you? (first class number one!)Create a [...]
8
May
Tagged by Nikki
Feel free to Tag yourself if you want to.
1. Last movie you saw in a theater?
“Jo dar gaya woh mar gaya”. Jis ne dekha woh ghussay se mar gaya!
2. What book are you reading?
Zahoor-e-Imam-e-Zamana(A.S.), printed collection of ten majalis (Ash’ara) of Allama Dr. Syed Zameer Akhtar Naqvi from 1993.
3. Favorite board game?
Snakes and Ladders!
4. Favorite [...]
I was on the roof last night, walking, when my mother called me.
Ammi: “Come down.”
Me: “In five minutes.”
Ammi: “Do you know your sister has secured the first position in the ACCA “Tax” Paper in all of Pakistan?”
Me: “Uh…okay.”
Ammi: “I want you to get first position in your GRE. I want you to get full marks, [...]
Pride, Cowardice, and Miserliness
“Pride, cowardice, and miserliness are bad for me but good for women.” Ali(A.S.) addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fblog.ali-jafri.com%2F2008%2F10%2Forkut-scraps%2F'; addthis_title = 'Orkut+Scraps'; addthis_pub = ''; SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Orkut Scraps", url: "http://blog.ali-jafri.com/2008/10/orkut-scraps/" });My Facebook Status
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Who's SAWJ?
I am an Electrical Engineer-turned web developer-dreaming to be a Software Engineer guy living in the largest city of Pakistan, Karachi. I like wasting time on the internet(control your imagination!), watching tv and movies and, if I get time, reading books. I hate broccoli and politicians, specially those who get hair transplants.
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