Four signs you may be a Taliban: You have more wives than teeth. You own a $5000 Rocket Launcher but can’t afford shoes. You refine Heroin but have a moral objection to Beer. And most significantly, You think vests come in two styles: Bulletproof and Suicide. Disclaimer: The above text may not be factually correct or even if it is, what [...]

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Whenever I sign out of Hotmail, it redirects me to MSN Arabia. If I find something worth reading, I open it in a new tab and then move on to MSN. It’s a habit. Today I saw a story of Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang stepping down and opened it in a new tab. And guess what? The [...]

There is a Bengali boy, Jahangir, who works in my father’s workshop at the back of our house. He lives here and sometimes he does some kitchen chores also. Yesterday, he made tea. I had a cold recently which became the cause of the following conversation: جہانگیر: چائے نکال دوں؟ میں: تھوڑی دیر میں۔ جہانگیر: جوس انڈا ڈالنا [...]

I just woke up to hear that Geo News had been blocked today across Karachi, Hyderabad and various areas of Sindh. I heard that it was done by cable operators. Well, you can’t really blame them, people like to have a little peace once in a while. And it also coincides with the date Geo was [...]

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A couple of months ago, when I was still working, I asked one of my colleagues to give me a recommendation on LinkedIn. And that, he did! Recommendation: Ali is good in logic , commitment ,deadline and also good in designs. a hard worker and work alcoholic performs ever task with propound thinking and before deadlines. “TARIQ BHAI, [...]

So I was standing in the kitchen, holding a packet of Olper’s milk, looking at the expiry date and upon deciding to crack a joke, I remarked, “What is the name of the 22nd month?” Nobody heard me so I turned to leave and saw the servant counting on his fingers: “…October 10…November 11…December 12…” “Abe dhakkan!”