Archive for May, 2008
Who said “justice is blind”? It’s also cross-eyed!
It conveniently condemns all wrongs by those who oppose it but is medically unfit to acknowledge those committed by it’s supporters.
12
May
Maan (Aur Baap)
Jab Tu Peida Huwa Kitna Majbour Tha
Yeh Jahan Teri Sochon Se Bhi Door Tha
Hath Paon Bhi Tab Tere Apnay Na Thay
Teri Ankhoan Main Duniya Ke Sapne Na Thay
Tujh Ko Ataa Sirf Rona Hi Tha
Doodh Pee Ke Kaam Tera Sona Hi Tha
Tujh Ko Chalna Sikhaya Tha Maa Ne Teri
Tujh Ko Dil Main Basaya Tha Maa Ne [...]
I put on Geo today and one of their “Breaking News” promos suddenly came up. It was about the body of another Pakistani, Muhammad Akram, killed in Indian custody, being delivered to the Pakistani authorities on the Wahga border.
After the victim’s brother, Muhammad Aslam, identified the body, the Geo correspondent went up to him and [...]
8
May
Tagged by Nikki
Feel free to Tag yourself if you want to.
1. Last movie you saw in a theater?
“Jo dar gaya woh mar gaya”. Jis ne dekha woh ghussay se mar gaya!
2. What book are you reading?
Zahoor-e-Imam-e-Zamana(A.S.), printed collection of ten majalis (Ash’ara) of Allama Dr. Syed Zameer Akhtar Naqvi from 1993.
3. Favorite board game?
Snakes and Ladders!
4. Favorite [...]
Nawaz Sharif allegedly hijacked a plane in 1999. Nine years later, he hijacks a nation. With just twenty percent of the vote, he manages to hold everyone – Asif Zardari, Pervez Musharraf, ordinary Pakistanis and even Washington – hostage to the judicial crisis. Our political and media elites are busy in their little judiciary [...]
If you were one of the legions of Wall Street Kool-Aid drinking emerging-markets speculators who bought into the promise of BRICs-Brazil, Russia, India and China-you would have lost a lot of money in the market thus far this year.
Instead, the only booming stock markets are those in the most emerging of emerging markets: Pakistan, Peru, [...]
Population: 16 crore
3 crore retired people
1 crore government employees (Don’t do their work)
3 crore professionals in private sector (don’t work for Pakistan)
1.8 crore in school
2.5 crore are under 5 years
3 crore are unemployed (housewives, etc)
0.6 crore are in hospitals at any given time
Statistics says there are 10,999,998 people in jail at any time
The remaining [...]
This is will boggle your mind. And you will try it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you can’t!
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number “6″ in the [...]















