If MQM’s bad, what is this?
Welcome to the democratic era!
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Archive for May, 2008
The following news was present in all newspapers owned by the Mir Khalil-ur-Rehman Foundation: Jang, The News, etc.
This same piece of news was reported as “Breaking News” four times on Geo during the period of 8 a.m. to 9.30 a.m. They never report breaking news twice but this was reported FOUR TIMES!
Now look at this [...]
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May
Corporate Structure
A company is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs, at different levels, some climbing up, some climbing down.
The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but a**holes!
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You’ll die laughing!
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CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
BrideGroom Male (25),
Bride Female(20) AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides WHERE FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’ AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus =’ThreeStoreyed’ AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH, BE, Degree, MCA, MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null
SELECT Gold, Cash, Car, BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal [...]
BBC, otherwise a great news organization, has some people with distinct anti-Pakistan bias.
Pakistan’s map is usually shown without any reference to Azad Jammu & Kashmir. There is no reference to the disputed status of Indian occupied Kashmir either.
India’s maps on BBC.com, however, dutifully show Kashmir as part of India.
If enough Pakistanis politely and forcefully [...]
Have to hand it to Dr. Younus Butt. Like the Ali Ahmed Kurd part best!
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EXPLICIT CONTENT: Viewer discretion is advised.
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Have you noticed how a small group of self-righteous lawyers and journalists are turning Asif Zardari and Rehman Malik into villains now? This group of lawyers and journos are bent on spoon feeding the Pakistanis how to tell right from wrong. For six months they have been celebrating Zardari and Malik when it [...]
Difference between Friend and Brother
A man asked Hazrat Ali(A.S.), “What is the difference between friend and brother?” Hazrat Ali(A.S.) replied, “A brother is like gold, a friend is like a diamond!” The man asked again, “What is the difference between gold and diamond?” Hazrat Ali(A.S.) replied, “Gold can break apart and unite back but a diamond can not!” addthis_url [...]My Facebook Status
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I am an Electrical Engineer-turned web developer-dreaming to be a Software Engineer guy living in the largest city of Pakistan, Karachi. I like wasting time on the internet(control your imagination!), watching tv and movies and, if I get time, reading books. I hate broccoli and politicians, specially those who get hair transplants.
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