Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: This myasthenia gravis - does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten?
Q: All your responses must be oral, [...]
Archive for October, 2007
30
Oct
How dumb does it get?
I was standing on the second floor of my office building, at a shop, buying something to eat. Suddenly a guy came rushing up the stairs towards me and asked:
“Which floor is this? The second?”
“Yes”, both me and the shop keeper replied.
“The third is above it, right?”, the guy remarked and rushed up the stairs.
My [...]
30
Oct
Saying of Ali(A.S.)
“If the right usurped from us is given back to us we shall take it, otherwise we shall go on claiming it.”
Ali(A.S.)
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Below is an article or whatever published in the IMAGES section of the Pakistani newspaper DAWN, written by Nadeem F. Paracha. It’s also available on the DAWN website but the cartoon there is almost invisible so I have posted the entire article here with a scan of the cartoon from the newspaper.
BORN TO BOMB
When asked [...]
30
Oct
When cats go tunnn…
One of my two pets, Andy, sleeping…
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27
Oct
Joke
BOSS to EMPLOYEE: “Do you believe in life after Death?”
EMPLOYEE: “Certainly not! There’s no proof of it.”
BOSS: “Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your friend’s funeral, he came here looking for you!”
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26
Oct
Saying of Ali(A.S.)
“Failures are often the results of timidity and fears; disappointments are the results of bashfulness; hours of leisure pass away like summer-clouds, therefore, do not waste opportunity of doing good.”
Ali(A.S.)
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26
Oct
Joke
One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems okay but after a [...]
26
Oct
Saying of Ali(A.S.)
“Overlook and forgive the weaknesses of the generous people because if they fall down, Allah will help them.”
Ali(A.S.)
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24
Oct
Joke
A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him very self-conscious. However, he received a large sum of money from his insurance company. It was always his dream to own his own business, so he went out and [...]
Pride, Cowardice, and Miserliness
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I am an Electrical Engineer-turned web developer-dreaming to be a Software Engineer guy living in the largest city of Pakistan, Karachi. I like wasting time on the internet(control your imagination!), watching tv and movies and, if I get time, reading books. I hate broccoli and politicians, specially those who get hair transplants.
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