This one’s an oldy, I believe, but pretty funny:
Once there was a little boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, “Mommy, I have to p***.”
The mother said, “Son don’t say p*** in church. Next time you have to p***, say, ‘whisper’
The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.
He told his father, “Daddy I have to whisper.”
The father said, “OK. Here, whisper in my ear.”
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“One who rushes madly after inordinate desire, runs the risk of encountering destruction and death.”
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