This one’s an oldy, I believe, but pretty funny:
Once there was a little boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, “Mommy, I have to p***.”
The mother said, “Son don’t say p*** in church. Next time you have to p***, say, ‘whisper’ because it is more polite.”
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“Do not be ashamed if the amount of charity is small because to return the beggar empty-handed is an act of greater shame. It is up to Allah to decide whether the beggar is genuine or not.”
Ali(A.S.)
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“The innumerable fools have made the learned very scarce.”
Ali(A.S.)
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I shall be posting sayings of Ali(A.S.) on a daily basis, hopefully! For those who do not know, Ali is the son-in-law and cousin of Prophet Muhammad(S.A.W.W.) I urge you to read all the sayings carefully because you’ll be amazed at the thoughts behind them and you’ll understand what the Prophet meant by:
“I am [...]
A nice joke I received in my email:
A man called home to his wife and said, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends . We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I’ve been [...]
I’m going to design a new theme for my blog if God wants me to and if the angels are on my side(to do most of the coding!), hopefully within the next month but till then I’m going to use the current one and others available on the internet.
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What’s better than 15 Sha’ban to start my blog! Welcome all(if any)!
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